Parenting: November 2007 Archives
Today is one of those days when everyone would be better off if I wasn't the Mommy.
Or the wife, for that matter.
Continue reading Days Like This.

Continue reading If I Had A Left Nut.

I wish I had the courage to tell my parents, to promise them that little threads of them are sewn into me and my daughter and that I am happy for that.
I wish they could see themselves in my daughter the way I do. Because then they would know that they'll live forever.
I knew this guy a long time ago named Tony - this small, tweedy Asian guy who had an unwavering, crush on my friend, Candy. He had the dry sense of humor that Hugh Grant cannot even pull. One day we were sitting on Candy's apartment balcony and he sighed and said "So many women, so little time, Penny."
Continue reading Time.
I used wish I had a remote to "Mute" things. Today I was thinking it would be great if I had a DELETE button that I could use on people.
Continue reading El Deleto.